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Archive for March 2010

March 25, 2010

I feel I should mention… Since coming to Prague over the past two months, I have found a heinous amount of lint in my belly button. Seriously. Its like a tiny textile mill down there. Advertisements

March 23, 2010

Oh the tumultuous experience of this weekend! The mustache is gone now. I hope that someday it will look upon me as worthy and come to rest proudly, once again, on my upper lip. But I made sure to do all the things, within my power, that mustaches love to do while it was in […]

March 20, 2010

Did you get yourself ready? Did you try? Cause Im about to drop some¬†truth bombs on you. This is where boys become men, and men become legends. Goodbye, beards! And HELLO LADIES! (Thanks mascara, for making that one possible) Its magical, is it not? And here are the honorable mentions: And this is just too […]

March 19, 2010

Are you ready? I dont think you are. I dont think you can be.

March 16, 2010

So about this thing. Im going to give you what Ive read so far, and what I gleaned from my Alt Lit and Lifestyles class. So in the past couple of decades, there has been an alarming rise in membership/participation/whatever you want to call it with regards to fascist groups. Why? I dont know. It […]

March 14, 2010

Welcome to a new segment entitled¬†Adopted Parents! This segment will detail the extravaganza of being temporarily adopted by the parents of various friends of mine who come to visit. The segment titles will be (not so) clever adaptations of movie sequels, triquels, and so on. So here we go. Adopted Parents 1: First Blood Family: […]

March 11, 2010

I saw this last night and found it amusing. Excellent.

March 10, 2010

Did I mention that the true horror of the zombie apocalypse is not watching the collapse of civilization or the people around you become brain munching dead folks, but rather it is the fear of becoming one yourself? (Just to break it down for you: that red stuff is germs. And the thick intestine looking […]

March 10, 2010

Remember how I said Czechs love heart problems? Yeah? Well people in my program love lung exploding illnesses. Thats right. Exploding lungs. Everyone around me is either succumbing or far long succumbed to some sort of evil virus that primarily liquidates lungs. Its like being in the zombie apocalypse and watching all of your friends […]

March 8, 2010

Remember that weather I complained about? The blizzardy kind? Case and point. Fate, you cruel cruel mistress.