I feel I should mention… Since coming to Prague over the past two months, I have found a heinous amount of lint in my belly button. Seriously. Its like a tiny textile mill down there.
Archive for March 2010
Oh the tumultuous experience of this weekend! The mustache is gone now. I hope that someday it will look upon me as worthy and come to rest proudly, once again, on my upper lip. But I made sure to do all the things, within my power, that mustaches love to do while it was in […]
Did you get yourself ready? Did you try? Cause Im about to drop some truth bombs on you. This is where boys become men, and men become legends. Goodbye, beards! And HELLO LADIES! (Thanks mascara, for making that one possible) Its magical, is it not? And here are the honorable mentions: And this is just too […]
So about this thing. Im going to give you what Ive read so far, and what I gleaned from my Alt Lit and Lifestyles class. So in the past couple of decades, there has been an alarming rise in membership/participation/whatever you want to call it with regards to fascist groups. Why? I dont know. It […]
Welcome to a new segment entitled Adopted Parents! This segment will detail the extravaganza of being temporarily adopted by the parents of various friends of mine who come to visit. The segment titles will be (not so) clever adaptations of movie sequels, triquels, and so on. So here we go. Adopted Parents 1: First Blood Family: […]
Did I mention that the true horror of the zombie apocalypse is not watching the collapse of civilization or the people around you become brain munching dead folks, but rather it is the fear of becoming one yourself? (Just to break it down for you: that red stuff is germs. And the thick intestine looking […]
Remember how I said Czechs love heart problems? Yeah? Well people in my program love lung exploding illnesses. Thats right. Exploding lungs. Everyone around me is either succumbing or far long succumbed to some sort of evil virus that primarily liquidates lungs. Its like being in the zombie apocalypse and watching all of your friends […]